Saturday, January 31, 2009

Parkite



I'm finally starting to feel like I live here and realizing what it means to be a Parkite. For starters, there is always something to do. Whether it be skiing, snow shoeing, snowmobiling or other various seasonal sports, shopping or just walking up and down Main Street with no purpose in mind, dining dance and whatever else you can imagine... Sundance was quite the experience, parking was impossible which made the whole experience just annoying. But where else can you see so many celebrities in such a confinded area roaming the streets like anyone else??


Here is a list of ten things I've learned about this town:


1. 23 degree's is warm
2. This town is full of drunks
3. The majority of people that vacation here are pretentious and have a false sense of entitlement
4. The cops like it when you stop at stop signs...
5. -23 is grounds for turning on the heat
6. Mountain people are the nicest types
7. Four wheel drive is as necessary as toliet paper
8. Roadkill is a frequest sighting
9. The air is thin and crisp and clean (no inversion)
10. I love it here.

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